caaj turban?

So I know nothing screams "TRYHARD!!!!!!" like a girl wearing a turban for no reason (if there's a reason, then obvi, it's not tryhard - reasons can range anywhere from recent brain surgery to being an ay-rab so it flies).

However, despite at first seeming like the ultimate tryhard accessory, the turban has moved its way into caaj territory after going through a rigorous reevaluation process. Through a careful analysis, I have come to believe that since the turban is such a goofy look and clearly doesn't make anyone look prettier, it gets the clear. That's the other cardinal rule of caaj for those not in the know - one must never wear something that is intended to enhance her beauty. Beauty enhancement is just a welcome byproduct (an externality to use an Econ term - that's right, I have an MBA!)

Some cute caaj turbans below by a Milanese brand called MSGM. I'm really digging the floral. I cropped the models' heads in the below photos to zoom in on the turbans - is that creepy?

caaj hot weather

love this caaj summer look. she looks so comfy and like she just doesn't care - in short, she represents all that is NOT tryhard. A true caajinista.

now THIS is a cute pair of pantaloons, my friends..

just say no

I can get on board with a lot of things that I don't like. For example, sometimes I can force myself to eat 3 cupcakes instead of just 2. You see, I like 2 cupcakes, but 3 is not really my speed. I start to feel a little sick and my tummy starts to hurt a bit, so 2 cupcakes is definitely my sweet-spot but I am willing to push myself to 3 if needed. But alas, I digress. This is not a caaj food eating habits blog. This is a caaj style blog, dammit!! Focus, Kim. Stop thinking about those cupcakes...

So all this to say - I am open-minded and can get on board with a lot of things that I don't necessarily like. However, when caaj fashion goes into downright dowdy/hideous/ugly territory, I must put my little pedicured gianvito rossi'd foot down and say NO. NO, refinery29, this is NOT a good look for anyone - not on this poor lass, not on a super model, heck, not even on me! This is just downright UGGGGLY (pronounced "uggggggg-LEE"). Who is trying to push these weird ballooned pantaloons as chic?? Who is behind this unholy caaj mess and leading so many impressionable young girls astray, I ask??? Fret not, caaj Kim is here to tell you all that it's okay to just say NO.

Say NO to these pantaloons. Definitely say no to rolling these pantaloons. Say no to the crop top too. Especially say no to the crop top if you've been following the 2-a-day cupcake ritual outlined above. Omg there is just too much to say no to here. The high socks. The lipstick. The hair. Follow my advice - just say no to it all.

caaj icon adoration

oh sienna, why you gotta be so caaj cool?