just say no

I can get on board with a lot of things that I don't like. For example, sometimes I can force myself to eat 3 cupcakes instead of just 2. You see, I like 2 cupcakes, but 3 is not really my speed. I start to feel a little sick and my tummy starts to hurt a bit, so 2 cupcakes is definitely my sweet-spot but I am willing to push myself to 3 if needed. But alas, I digress. This is not a caaj food eating habits blog. This is a caaj style blog, dammit!! Focus, Kim. Stop thinking about those cupcakes...

So all this to say - I am open-minded and can get on board with a lot of things that I don't necessarily like. However, when caaj fashion goes into downright dowdy/hideous/ugly territory, I must put my little pedicured gianvito rossi'd foot down and say NO. NO, refinery29, this is NOT a good look for anyone - not on this poor lass, not on a super model, heck, not even on me! This is just downright UGGGGLY (pronounced "uggggggg-LEE"). Who is trying to push these weird ballooned pantaloons as chic?? Who is behind this unholy caaj mess and leading so many impressionable young girls astray, I ask??? Fret not, caaj Kim is here to tell you all that it's okay to just say NO.

Say NO to these pantaloons. Definitely say no to rolling these pantaloons. Say no to the crop top too. Especially say no to the crop top if you've been following the 2-a-day cupcake ritual outlined above. Omg there is just too much to say no to here. The high socks. The lipstick. The hair. Follow my advice - just say no to it all.