Saturday, August 13, 2011

guy repellant? perf - i'll take two!

the test to see whether you look caaj/grungy enough is to ask any guy standing nearby what he thinks. a sure-fire way for me to know if my look is just the right amount of caaj is to ask my brother what he thinks. every time I wear this certain pair of harem/parachutey pants that i bought in paris, he refuses to be seen in public with me - proving that i look like a true caajinista and that this pair of pants was worth every overpriced euro i spent! the caaj girl dresses for the appreciation/envy of other girls, not for the attention of guys.

another example of the girl-hot versus guy-hot tension is the ever-present red lips versus nude gloss dilemma. guys always hate red lips and will always prefer a nude gloss, while girls appreciate a bold red lip. certain looks demand a red lip no matter how drag queen a guy thinks you look - so wear that red lip with pride and take solace in the fact that every girl who sees you envies your ability to pull off that bright colored lip. our mantra? guy repellant clothes and trends are the caaj girl's dream.

so what's the takeaway? don't succumb to guys' silly assessments of what's attractive or fashionable. if it looks like you bought it for a dollar, WEAR it! if it makes you look like a dude, WEAR it! if it makes you look like a shapeless blob, WEAR it! that guy standing next to you might not get it, but every girl with a subscription to a fashion magazine within a 50 foot radius of you gets it, loves it, and is envious - SUCCESS.

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